Balloon popping machine - GIF

[Toolmaker51]

This one made me think about a basic pull-through machine to destroy Amazon bubble cushioning packaging, wall-mounted over a garbage can. Now, I either pop each large bubble with my hands (my dog hates this), or I run a blade over the whole length.

!! Jon, how much you order from Amazon you need a bubble-wrap shredder?
What portion of Amazon's stock price depends on Jon??

Firecrackers don't register my giddy impulses. I hear crackers or balloons in sustained popping; I'm taken back to Orange County International Raceway, 1968 on, nitro-methane and AA/FA's. Including Willy Borsch and The Winged Express, The Beebe's, Mondello...web contains infinite text and video. Rabbit Hole!
1st time at a professional meet, an evening never to be forgotten. Rode along with cousin, but I had the missing back seat [floor]. Owner stripped non essentials for the afternoons early rounds of street cars. Once there, all 3 wrenched and got Safety Inspection. 390, 4bbl, 4 speed, mounted slicks, inflated narrow front tires 45psi, opened air cleaner, uncorked the headers and get in lanes for staging!

[Frank S]

Save your bubble wrap for the winter time then place on your windows to add insulation to them. I've used it for years In our RV

[Toolmaker51]

Great insulation. Wrap small bubble sheets around a hose bib, protects it against freezing. Our attic has silvered bubble wrap under the rafters, very effective. They are pierced to breathe though, otherwise condensation allows mold to form.