Irrigated garden table - photo

[Jon]

I don't know if this is the single most practical table ever invented, but eating here looks appetizing.

[Toolmaker51]

Guest "Pass the salad please, or may I harvest those around me?"
Host "Either, dear. Dressing arrives by little wooden raft."
Guest "I snag it as it goes by?...or it find a tiny dock?"
Levity sure, yet happy some remain able to live and share their fortunes.

There are folks who maintain small herb plots in bay windows and outside in labor-saving raised planters. This may be an offshoot of either

Wonder how writers of "South Park" would rake this as trends, like hosing they give "Whole Foods"...