With ballot count monitoring, serpentine district borders, ID checks, and no recent chad-expose; heres's Chelsea stumping for Mom. This scheme didn't work either, Lol!
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If you will pardon me while I throw up BLeeeetchhh. There now I feel better.
I saw this captioned as "redneck flame thrower", but of course I would never use such a culturally insensitive slur (I believe the politically correct phrasing is: "Differently Necked American").
Thus, I re-name this: "Millennial Flame Thrower".
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I like how he saves the day at the end by taking the gas container inside the house.
Yep I wouldn't denigrate rednecks that way.
note a guy runs and grabs the can of gasoline to carry it in the house before the FD shows up.
Didn't take that 1 guy long to strip down to his Calvin Kline's to get away from the burning nylon shorts
You cannot ask the question what were they thinking since this would have insinuated they had at least 2 functioning brain cells among them.
Gasoline in a shop vac and a torch lighter switch on the vac with the hose on the output side then set it to light. Sure What possibly could go wrong?
I declare to not be a liar; as your pants ARE on fire.
Oh dear friends; respecting Marv and Frank's unwillingness to allow the term 'brains' used here, I offer compromise.
Being ambulatory homo-sapiens capable of rudimentary reflexes alludes their cranial space contains a brain.
Clearly the lack is sufficient cognitive and logic wrinkles. One wrinkle worked overtime; getting them to chock the shop-vac carriage with a 8" tree limb...lol
Could same one plant idea how to sterilize the beer bong?
In some parts of the country, they're better at running pants around the ankles.
I couldn't help but notice the Bush beer can prominently occupying the scene which does in fact suggest redneck in nature Not sure if it fully applies here but one guy sure almost had toasted marshmallows as shown from 0.03 to 0.04 The guy holding the vacuum hose was also finger farking his cell phone suggesting the other sub species within the millennial sector. Pouring gas into a funnel with a hose attached using one's thumb as the shut off valve classic fluid flow control 101
However even using stop frame action I don't find an ignition source being applied could this mean the fumes created by the rapid air flow became statically charged to the point of self ignition via static electricity created by the velocity of escaping air from the end of the tube was actually a scientific experiment? with limited to no safety protocols being followed.
Certainly. If not static, the free-flowing descent of the fuel column produced fumes with ideal dispersion for ignition. These little 120v vac motors are nothing close to TEXP or TEFC.
Toasted marshmallows, LOL cubed.
I'm amazed, no face-plant in the gravel drive. Nimble at least. Some believe the conga began this way.
I'd be so pleased to forward our comments to these poor clowns.