When you're trying to find a spot in a crowded parking lot, and a good one opens up:
https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/h...arking_lot.gif
I've actually heard this tactic recommended by old pilots: if you have to put the plane down in a forest, try to fly between two trees. If it works, the trees flex to absorb your speed, chop off your wings, then you just plop gently to the ground.
Previously:
https://www.homemadetools.net/forum/...3312#post98673
https://www.homemadetools.net/forum/...3122#post98114
https://www.homemadetools.net/forum/...2886#post97437
https://www.homemadetools.net/forum/...airplane-58088
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