Construction wall demolition machine - GIF

[Frank S]

Sounds like what I say when I explain to my wife why I bought a new tool...

I just tell my wife. As much money as I have spent on this house, I'll buy whatever tool I want. Last week a box was delivered by Fed-ex addressed to her. When she opened it there was a new track torch inside. She said oh so now you are sending your tools-to-tools to me instead. I said April Fools. She laughed for half an hour.