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Debloating a cow.

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Previously:

https://www.homemadetools.net/forum/...266#post126678
https://www.homemadetools.net/forum/...379#post116688
https://www.homemadetools.net/forum/...7366#post85606
https://www.homemadetools.net/forum/...844#post210132
https://www.homemadetools.net/forum/...226#post211273

If you turn it around, you could have a self-cooking steak.

Hey, that could be my problem, I wonder....

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Originally Posted by TrickieDickie

Hey, that could be my problem, I wonder....

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Do you want me to stick a needle in you and light it to find out? You can hold my beer.

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Originally Posted by TrickieDickie

Hey, that could be my problem, I wonder....

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Originally Posted by Frank S

Do you want me to stick a needle in you and light it to find out? You can hold my beer.

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Now, now boys, be nice. Methane is a natural product of digestion, especially for an assortment of vegetable matter.

https://tinyurl.com/y3v3c7ca

I do not have a fear of needles but after much internal debate, and that looks like a really long needle, I politely decline.

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Originally Posted by TrickieDickie

I do not have a fear of needles but after much internal debate, and that looks like a really long needle, I politely decline.

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Dang and here I was already thinking of making a needle out of an old .50 Cal black powder barrel, just for the occasion. Are you sure you wouldn't like to hold my beer. I'm thinking right through the naval would be a likely place for the injection. :hattip:

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Originally Posted by TrickieDickie

I do not have a fear of needles but after much internal debate, and that looks like a really long needle, I politely decline.

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Not nearly as intrusive as the typical bovine trocar that is screwed into an incision in the cow's side...

https://www.amazon.com/JorVet-J0040F.../dp/B007OUJSU2

Marv is a terrific salesman of alternate procedures, no?

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Originally Posted by Toolmaker51

Marv is a terrific salesman of alternate procedures, no?

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Veterinary medicine can be brutal. Tooth "floats"...

https://www.amazon.com/DDP-EQUINE-DE...3-786e4cdc8f10

are coarse files used to remove sharp points from equine teeth so they don't cut the inside of the mouth. Horses are not greatly pleased by this operation so a speculum...

https://www.amazon.com/Equine-Dental...s%2C139&sr=8-2

is used to keep their mouth open for access and to prevent them from biting the vet.

(Looks remarkably similar to something used in the inquisition.)