Originally Posted by
mklotz
I live in a typical California house. No basement and much of the plumbing is in the eighteen inch high, dirt floored crawl space underneath the house. At 77 years old, I just don't bend in the right places to get under there. Inside the house, everything is in awkward locations reachable only with more impossible contortions and all the pieces held together by stronger-than-welds corrosion.
Also, I don't think I've ever had a plumbing job that went as planned. The straw that broke this camel's back came with an attempt to replace the flush handle on a toilet. The rod that holds the float had broken free of the handle so replacement was the only option. I thought I was really smart for knowing that the thin nut holding the assembly was threaded left hand. Everything welded with corrosion.
Somehow, I managed to twist a bit too hard and a large, dagger-shaped chunk of porcelain broke from the tank and speared into the carpet about an inch from my sneaker-clad foot. This was, of course, followed by a miniature waterfall that dumped the contents of the tank on the bathroom carpet and my pants.
I'm not the tool-throwing type so I just stood there gobsmacked, then erupted into a litany of curses in three languages. Finally, I realized that this was a sign from the plumbing gods that I should not invade their space. Since then, I call the plumber for anything more complicated than a washer replacement or a new toilet flush valve.
You just have to learn to pick your battles. Only fight enemies you have a chance of defeating.