Lawnmower agility course - GIF

[Frank S]

Once while in England I decided to just rent a scooter instead of a car. As per usual they would not accept my motorcycle endorsement I had on 2 other countries driving permits because of the size scooter I was wanting to rent So I had to take their test OK the written test was bad enough. My British language vocabulary being limited as it is not really what I considered English but OK I squeaked through it. Out in the parking lot where their course was permanently set up with the cones and signs and stripes painted on the ground just looked plain silly to me. All I could think of was I was glad I wasn't going to have to negotiate a real motorcycle through that maze. Long story shortened I squeaked through it as well then no sooner went back to the rental place that I get a phone call telling me I had to change my plans and return to Heathrow to try and catch a flight to Turkey so I never road one of the rentals other than the one to take my exam on.
If I had to go through that on a lawnmower I think a bulldozer would be more appropriate