Newage Hippie Healing Crystal Nonsense

These "negative ion" devices are usually loaded with thorium and I wanted to confirm. Sure enough, it's radioactive. If you see any of your idiot relatives (we all have at least one) running around with these things please take it away from them, then throw it as well as their patchouli in the garbage. These come in many shapes and sizes, the common theme being "negative ion" usually means contaminated with radioactive sources.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49oEztfdvC8