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Pole dancing robot.
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Previously:
https://www.homemadetools.net/forum/...008#post129753
https://www.homemadetools.net/forum/...099#post134320
https://www.homemadetools.net/forum/...022#post153191
https://www.homemadetools.net/forum/...495#post181943
https://www.homemadetools.net/forum/...251#post196067
Disturbing. Before now I've never had the urge to bang one of the stick figures from the Robaxacet commercials.
Yes, that is disturbing.
WTF??? thats just not right.... grab that lady, put her clothes on the robots so they can serve drinks&snacks and let her dance!!
This is an example of Clyde's corollary to Murphy's law: Any technology can and will be misused.
not only that , now just whoo is gonna hire all those unemployed pole dancers when a robot that dont complain,eat,scam or take a cut are doing the dancing for those effed up poor sumbitches that get offt waatchen robot pole dancers...wow waht a new look for the unemployment lines. but the same old story. they robotisized and we were all let go...
Damn Appliantologists!
apple whoo?? I thought it was android....
Not a wise career move for a robot. Years later she may wish she hadn't dropped out of college when she gets repurposed as one of these:
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Anyone?? No Zappa fans here?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hoosiersmoker
L. Ron Hoover, founder of the First Church of Appliantology says: "A Latent Appliance Fetishist is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself,
That sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of MACHINES"
Seeing this, he was decades ahead of his time!
Seeing this makes me think you have been waiting a very long time to wonderfully quote Zappa...well done!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hoosiersmoker
So. Where do I put the dollar bills?
One doesn't find too many opportunities for sure! Last time I had the chance was at St. Alfonso's Pancake Breakfast...Quote:
Originally Posted by bob_3000
now thats a pooper scooper!!! now train the robot to clean it and wipe the cows asses too, then rinse the floor off and start on the pigs,goats&chickens.