Originally Posted by
Toolmaker51
Another shop; under strict ESD protocols, even pure mechanical assembly areas; gowns, wrist straps, shoe covers, bonnets. Every day entering the lab you'd already be suited up, step on the check plate, touch the contact (without, then with) wrist strap connected to ascertain conductivity. Everybody would get low readings; I could do it without the wrist strap, consistently. Due to sensitive product, wore one anyway.
The lab's responsible engineer, an Air Force officer watched me one day, amazed at the phenomena. "How is that possible...?" he said.
I quipped "Well sir, I'm not pole-ish, a positive attitude, drink only ground coffee." (dramatic pause) "and I know how to conduct myself!".
Uproar of the staff, best ever.