Quote Originally Posted by mklotz View Post
I particularly like the stout neck strap. It would be so useful for garotting those millenimorons who sit next to me at a restaurant and immediately whip out their cell phone and start a conversation with one of their two-cell* buddies using their outdoor voice.
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* two-cell people, as the name suggests, are folks with only two active brain neurons, one of which is inhibitory.
Oh hell, why not?
Someone come over and help me; I can't get up from ROFLOL. Two cell humans. My first vision was the nincompoop with two bluetooth ear sets....maybe one is just a plug. while garrote has some attraction, my preference leans to the Argentinian gaucho boleadora. Millienimorons hardly deserve knowing from whence it came.

BTW. If one of two cells is inhibitory, which direct bodily functions? Again, I've an old jibe. "so and so's eyes are SO brown, but not because they are filled up with root beer"