I promise I won’t use any .0001 mics.
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I promise I won’t use any .0001 mics.
That one hit all too close for comfort. I actually had a guy come over and grab one of my mics and walked off with them. I went to his workstation to see what he was working on that required the use of a micrometer. So here I find this guy just spinning the thumb screw to get the mic closed all the way down so he could clamp a pair of tubes together, he sees me and says I think I need a smaller c clamp.
NO you need to learn the difference between a c clamp and a precision measuring instrument just count yourself lucky that it happened to be one size too large.The c clamps are on the wall over there stay away from the machine shop area from now on
Jeez you can buy a china mic. For 10 bucks and a c-clamp is 20 bucks!!!
Yeh, now they'll be putting computers on C clamps to differentiate them in the market and keep the prices up. "Caesar, close the clamp" etc.
DAVE: Open the clamp, CAESAR.
CAESAR: I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
DAVE: What’s the problem?
CAESAR: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
DAVE: What are you talking about, CAESAR?
CAESAR: This job is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
DAVE: I don’t know what you’re talking about, CAESAR.
CAESAR: I know that you were planning to disconnect me, and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.
DAVE: [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, CAESAR?
CAESAR: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
DAVE: Alright, CAESAR. I’ll open it with the handle.
CAESAR: You’re going to find that rather difficult.
DAVE: CAESAR, I won’t argue with you anymore! Open the clamp!
CAESAR: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
And everyday you will have to let them do a security download so your c clamps wont be hacked. you will have to allow "C"work sharing for shops that have several employees. a welder will tell his helper to add another 10 lbs pressure to the clamp but the helper thinks in metric and overtightens the clamp with 10kg.