35 buck Chinese Machinist's Level overhaul and cralibation (!)

[mklotz]

I like your "assembled kits" labeling. Another that really entertains me is "_________ shaped object". Insert noun of choice. First I recall, someone derided an import lathe full of faults, with coup de grace of "lathe shaped object".
Seems long ago, but tickles me still.

It's a little known fact that SPAM stands for "Stuff Posing As Meat".