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    Whilst reading the comments between JTG and Drew i remembered a joke i came across years ago.
    not directly linked at all but just the essence, Drew has obvioulsy worked in industry and has been told how to do his job and probably done it for years, then JTG i'm sure is very experienced in his field is passing on his expertise. Its actually the David and Goliath scenario that made me chuckle not the facts so please don't take any observation or insult from it. The conversation just surfaced an old memory.

    A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He spots a man down below and lowers the balloon to shout: “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

    The man below says: “Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude.”

    “You must be an engineer” says the balloonist.

    “I am” replies the man. “How did you know.”

    “Well” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost.”

    The man below says “You must be a manager.”

    “I am” replies the balloonist, “but how did you know?”

    “Well”, says the man, “you don’t know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problems. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault.”

    The link led me here
    https://otfjokes.com/dirty-jokes/a-p...ppy-situation/
    just be careful who seduces you.
    Last edited by MeJasonT; Mar 7, 2019 at 03:13 AM.
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