Artisanal firewood spoof - video

[Pa1963]

Mock not the millennial. Us baby boomers were supposed to right the wrongs of our fathers. Instead, we've handed them a huge sack of crap to deal with.

[Jon]

Elephants riding tricycles. Sad.

[mklotz]

Do that kind of crap enough and you end up with this...

[Frank S]

looks like little regard for the Elephant's shoulder joints was considered in the design of those trikes. Notice the unnatural width the front feet are apart. That has to be uncomfortable for the beast
When elephants walk they do not normally raise their feet very high off the ground

[Jon]

Possibly a more ethical strategy. Not exactly sure what we have here (wacky Japanese game show?), but apparently this GIF demonstrates a method for gathering terrifying up-close grizzly bear photos:

[Jon]

[Frank S]

And I'm sure someone will buy one but what the heck is clam beach sand and why would you be concerned if it were GMO, gluten and sodium free? are they planning on eating them?

[Walkman]

Well, now you can find out what they do with the scraps and cutoffs.

[Jon]

I've tasted gluten-free bread. While I've never eaten a pallet, I imagine they both taste the same.

[Frank S]

Well, now you can find out what they do with the scraps and cutoffs.

OK! I guess I've been doing it all wrong with the 2 cords of fire wood I cut each year to burn. Instead of burning it in my wood stove I should be rubbing it with ginger root and wiping it down sanding off the roughness and using nose hair scissors to trim off the stray fibers before I burn it. maybe I need to use organic vegetable oil for bar oil so I don't infect the grain structure with that nasty old fossil oil to protect the environment. also I should only use my electric chainsaw in the woods by running 2000 feet of extension cord
Yeah right.