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[Frank S]

Who has a bite radius like that? and the only reason that I can think of for eating the crust first is because it was stuffed.
Not enough meat on that pie slice for me to bother with. I want 4 or 5 different meats lots of jalapeno peppers some onion some green pepper loads of crushed red pepper and possibly some bacon bits on a not too thick self rising crust. Dang I'm making myself hungry to build a pizza OH well I'm 3 hours into preparing liver & onions with green peppers seasoned with black pepper fresh chopped Basil crushed garlic cooked in its' own gravy. The aroma now is to the point of triggering my I'm starving senses and It is at least 3 more hours before supper time.

[Jon]

It gets worse:

[Frank S]

using a fork to eat a pizza that's sacrilege let along having a built in cutter.

[Toolmaker51]

More pizza cutting gimmickry: I can't imagine someone serving out a pizza and cutting it with these scissors. There is only one worse pizza faux-pas.

sigh. Having come across several instances akin to 'only one worse' in the past year, I concluded our age/ their increasing population is whats really at fault. We found an acceptable practice, that just cause we like it, causes them to shun it. Few things make sense anymore. Like eating pizza backwards nonsense. Arrangement of our fingers puts heavy end over the palm as a righty or lefty. Other way around blows the simple physics of balance, ergonomics, even neatness when a crispy crust dumps goodies all over you.

[Vic Lane]

Regarding the eating pizza backwards thought , I always eat the crust first. I find that the crust is not nearly as enjoyable after it has expired in the fridge.

Cold pizza and warm Coke in the morning ... smells like ... victory.

Vic

[Toolmaker51]

Regarding the eating pizza backwards thought , I always eat the crust first. I find that the crust is not nearly as enjoyable after it has expired in the fridge.

Cold pizza and warm Coke in the morning ... smells like ... victory.

Vic

As one dedicated to not generating left-overs, expiration is no issue...

[Vic Lane]

I have always loved leftovers. If only I could find a restaurant that only served leftovers.

Vic

[Jon]

When you realize that you're the tool:

[Frank S]

I'll save it OOPS.

[Vic Lane]

10 minute rule and it is mine