I can't pick a favorite from that....no taller ants, false morality on a petal stool ....you have a huge ship on your shoulder.
Where do you start? Memorable quips entertain those of us with broad vocabularies, or good sense of humor, or a sideways perspective of what is going on.
We've a garden statuary store nearby. There's always a humorous statement on their message board overlooking the intersection. While back a hairdresser, takeout pizza, and quick auto lube occupied 3 other corners. One message was "Lube Jobs, Stylists, Pizza, and Gnomes, it's the Party Corner". They change periodically. Now it's "Get a Birdbath for Your Pear Trees Partridge". Was seasonal, still funny; despite inclement weather, broken ladder, or lack of inspiration.
But I always look.
Across town is another gagster, also a hair salon "It's a Comb - Not a Wand".
Here's a very old one, no clue to originator, full content or how it was presented.
To my favorite honeydew, do you carrot all for me?
My heart beets for you, with your turnip nose, and radish face.
You are a peach.
If we cantaloupe, lettuce marry.
Weed make a swell pear.