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[Toolmaker51]

PJs, the Meglinating Variable Intensity Multifunction Power Tool is yours, provided my compensation is NOT the 12Hp/4500 watt Noise and Fume generator. Or a gross of Bono-mode Safety Glasses, item # 0000U2.
My inflated ego does fine on it's own!
Come to think of it, Muppet Grade Felt Work Gloves [Cookie Monster] inappropriate as well, besides being a well known personal trait.
BTW, who's aware of Mr. Monsters also-known-as......?
Alistair Cookie.
Not too unlike our friend Marv's Cecil B. in Garaj Mahal.