Harbor Freight spoof ad - images

[Jon]

Harbor Freight spoof ad.










Previously:

Artisanal firewood spoof - video
Harbor Freight coupon database website
Homemade tools made with Harbor Freight tools
Joke "special screws" chart

[Frank S]

Looking though my hammers and I don't have one of those 18V hammers, maybe I need one
that garden hose extension cord has potential you could water your hedges while trimming them just be sure not to connect it in reverse.

[drum365]

I really need a Moron Lamp, but I'm waiting for the solar version to go on sale.

[Frank S]

I['m kind of thinking about getting the laser guided paint brush to paint the trim on my house

[PJs]

Boy Oh Boy, Somebody had some fun! Hilarious...Mohel Knife, Gaydar detector, carpenters Dreidel bob...and the top pick...18V cordless hammer, only because I could finger out how to use the Meglinating Variable Intensity Multifunction Power Tool because its above my pay grade....but it's on my wish list...hint hint.

[Toolmaker51]

PJs, the Meglinating Variable Intensity Multifunction Power Tool is yours, provided my compensation is NOT the 12Hp/4500 watt Noise and Fume generator. Or a gross of Bono-mode Safety Glasses, item # 0000U2.
My inflated ego does fine on it's own!
Come to think of it, Muppet Grade Felt Work Gloves [Cookie Monster] inappropriate as well, besides being a well known personal trait.
BTW, who's aware of Mr. Monsters also-known-as......?
Alistair Cookie.
Not too unlike our friend Marv's Cecil B. in Garaj Mahal.

[Scotsman Hosie]

I see 'em advertising "Cordless Wheelbarrows" now. My 1st thought was "aren't they all?" Mine is. I guess I need to git to town more often. They'll put a battery pac on anything, these days.