1. What society thinks I do?
I don't give a rats keester.
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2. My dogs impression?
He knows exactly, being there with me.
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3. The cat?
Is inside my dog.
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4. What I think I do?
As shown, just not so orderly, but far larger jig bore.
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5. What I say I'll do?
Is this Facebook? I post steps accomplishing #4.
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6. What I actually do?
Work enough hours to fund #4, and occasional day care
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