Quote Originally Posted by Duke_of_URL View Post
The old joke in aviation is that a pilot needs 3 animals in the cockpit to help him fly:
1) a cat - to tell him up and down (aka artificial horizon)
2) a duck - to tell him direction (aka compass)
3) a dog - to bite him if he touches any buttons
And here all along I thought you only needed loose fitting pants so your but wouldn't rip them when something went wrong