Lawnmower agility course - GIF

[Frank S]

Too many obstacles in that asphalt lawn the grass has already turned black from lack of fertilizer
Remember it is not how fast you can mow but how well you can mow fast. My wife likes her old Crapsman 16.6 hp 42" lawn tractor can still turn a shag carpet lawn into lush cut pile in 4 th or 5 gear so Why would I want to spend 7 ti 9 grand on a vomit comet zero turn thing as long as she is willing to do the mowing? left up to me I'd grow salt or gravel