Making USB Cables Behave

[brianpoundingnails]

I've taken classes in physics, calculus and permutations, trigonometry, and mindreading. Everything I've ever been taught tells me that I at least have a fifty-fifty chance of plugging a usb cable in the right way up, but somehow I've never gotten it right, not even once. It's probably just a tear in the space-time continuum that
hovers over my shop.

Hands, Head and Heart(mostly hands)