Metric vs. other measurement systems - chart

[Toolmaker51]

The description of "A lemon on legs" paints a visual alright, not disturbing, just humorous.

There is another, differently phrased but equal in humor. It describes an overweight [such as one of our politicians] retiree.
He's beach or poolside in Brazilian styled too-brief excuse for swimwear as an egg wearing a rubberband.
That IS disturbing!