Pigeon restraint harness - photo

[Frank S]

I can see the headlines now, NEW DEVICE used for the catch and release program of the study of feral pigeons living under the overpasses. this device allows for the humane handling of these sometimes diseased creatures which can and do occupy many of the same areas where our homeless population may be inhabiting.
"Flash breaking news" Peta study students modify pigeon handling devices to allow the pigeons to extend their wings through the side slots and add hole for their feet to protrude through, thousands of pigeons escape while encapsulated in these devices and are now flying around wearing body armor which is impenetrable by air soft projectiles. More news at 10