Repairing worn doorknob screw holes - GIF

[Toolmaker51]

I have the perfect solution - mine the fairways.

A bouncing Betty in every hole would lend a pleasant element of surprise too.

M. Klotz "......mine the fairways".
Me, have signs made. "Mind The Fairways"

Every hole? That subtracts, should be random. A real surprise would be cup 50' deep; "it's in there, I swear, a hole in one!"
And a 101' long pin?
Another one; a little machine that switches ball you tipped in with different stamp and number, "it's in there, I swear, a hole in one!"