PJs you don't hand a book of matches and a fishing pole to a pyromaniac standing in a river holding a pump sprayer filled with gasoline and expect him not to try and cook the fish before they are caught would you?
I guess Not Frank, nor a good accounting for an unsuspecting bony perch caught in a bait and switch, Pre-flambéed and flopped on a plate with an unburned hydrocarbon after taste by some steely eyed fisherman. And so Lao Ztu set off to the western boarders...
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