Shop Truths, Phrases, Tales; and Outright Lies

[Toolmaker51]

Terrific story Frank S, visuals and all. After reading and a good laugh, only found one possible error.

God! Do you have a lawyer?????????????????
Frank S Prof. of theoretical Engineering philosophy

I believe the real question is along the line of... "God! HOW did you find a lawyer that dared enter???????????????"

[Frank S]

Terrific story Frank S, visuals and all. After reading and a good laugh, only found one possible error.



I believe the real question is along the line of... "God! HOW did you find a lawyer that dared enter???????????????"

Yep I doubt that even honest Abe made it in

[Philip Davies]

Here’s a saying, which few toolmakers will have heard, told to me by my friend, Norman Boulton.

“In glue and dust, we place our trust,
If the railways won’t employ us,
The council must!”

Since Norman’s products were on sale in Harrods, I doubt whether he needed to correct his joinery with sawdust and glue, (as I do)