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[Frank S]

How did he get those jeans over those feet

[Elizabeth Greene]

That's a clever tool. I like.

How did he get those jeans over those feet

Perseverance through adversity.

[Toolmaker51]

How did he get those jeans over those feet

By........'cause......maybe....if...perhaps..
I give up.
Can't figure out why. This isn't military style blousing, that serves a purpose beyond uniformity.

Was given a pair sometime back. Sure I looked at them, guess I didn't hoist them far enough out of package.
Returned to gifter, who didn't understand my rejection. "We thought you'd look good in them".

"Well, first off, have you ever seen me wear other than boots?"

[nova_robotics]

How did he get those jeans over those feet

You know that fad a few years ago where douchebags would wear their jeans halfway down their ass with their underwear completely exposed? You know the more recent fad of hipster dudebros that wear skin tight jeans? I saw the unholy bastardization of both at the gas station last night. The whole was worse than the sum of its parts.

[mwmkravchenko]

How did he get those jeans over those feet

Not a hope in hell with my legs. Those little skinny jeans don't get past my ankles!