Too bad, I'm leading off. Far as physical representation, comments will tack to-an-fro.
1] Not very long but incredible girth, and somebody's gonna loose their socks.
2] WATCH where you point that thing, you'll put your eye out.
3] paraphrased from Young Frankenstein "...goes without saying." or "Sweet mystery of life, now that I've found you"

Personally, I'll wait,they'll scrap it out DRMO. By then the body will be a nice 'container' home. And frame will support my immense collection of HMT.net awards.
Hey, this is a family site, after all.