So, looking at the size of the beam arms on the side rooms and the size of the support posts/jacks, while it might ba a marvel of transformer technology, I couldn't imagine the floor full of customers.

It reminds me of the videos of the dozen-ish guys on the horizontal plank bouncing up and down to drive a pile in. Get a little action like that on this thing and it would be just like the picnic table with a skinny guy on one side and two fat guys on the other...