Vintage diving suit mouth-activated camera technique - photo

[Jon]

The original waterproof camera. Ironically, not really feasible with a smartphone. You would slobber all over it trying to press the screen with your tongue.




Previously:

Ground-based flying camera resolution charts scattered across the US - photo
Unspeakable act caught on shop camera - GIF
DSLR camera cut in half - photo
Camera gun - GIF
1907 iron dive suit - photo

[mklotz]

The original waterproof camera. Ironically, not really feasible with a smartphone. You would slobber all over it trying to press the screen with your tongue.

Ah, but, slobbering all over the screen has its uses. There's an app for that...

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[Jon]

Good lord. HuffPo journalism at its finest.

Related - I've been saving this beauty for our upcoming Women subforum (just finished Machines yesterday, next will be "Wheels", then "Women"). She's playing Guitar Hero.



Interestingly - I confess - I just got a new smartphone. I need to upgrade our forum mobile template, and I wanted to browse it with the same device that our users most commonly use, instead of bugging my wife to borrow hers to browse the site periodically to check. So I reviewed our website analytics data on most common devices that people use, and settled on a Tracfone Samsung J7, after confirming that their triple-minutes-for-life deal would transfer over to the new phone. $80 on sale (Tracfone is like Harbor Freight, there are always "sales").

Anyway, just to be clear: I'm not a smartphone user! I've adopted a new identity. Now, I'm a...

...Smartphone-American

[Jon]

Gentlemen - don't worry, you're not being discriminated against! We pride ourselves in being an equal opportunity mouth-activated smartphone forum. Here we go:

[mklotz]

Other than looking like a complete idiot, WTF is he doing?

[ranald]

interchangable mouthpieces?
No wonder he has glasses.

[ranald]

had to have another look at this piece of stupidity (unless for a quadriplegic).

Maybe Jon you could rename to "Smartmouth phone holder"

[IAMSatisfied]

I can just imagine him playing a video game where you have to tilt the phone to control the app.