coffee filter retainer

[Crusty]

Now that's a good idea.

However I'm in the espresso camp now so I don't need filters and in fact sometimes when I'd like a little caffeine boost but don't want to take the time to make a cup I'll just grab some beans, crunch them and swallow. I'm certain your better half wouldn't go for that.

I'm familiar with W Texas coffee and it wouldn't surprise me if you too had eaten hash browns that were burnt on one side, still frozen on the other and dripping with cooking oil. And don't get me started about over easy eggs.