John Deere tactical tractor

[Jon]

This one is making its way around the internet. Gun mounts for tractors are actually commonplace, especially when people are working in remote parts of rural land and don't want to wear a holster. But, real or not, this specimen is a beauty.



This viral photo is a great internet pun machine. Some good picks I've seen around:


"Freedom mows no bounds."
"Nothing runs like a terrorist."
"Nothing guns like a Deere."
"Rural assault vehicle."
"Lawn 'n Guardin'."
"John Deere Hunter."
"Get off my lawn!"



Previously:
Ford Flathead-powered 1970s John Deere lawn tractor
miniature John Deere 9630 plowing snow video

[Imabass]

I have been considering making a holster for my AR15 on my tractor. Its nice to have for the wild hog problem.

[will52100]

Many a time growing up I'd considered a rifle rack on the tractor's roll bars.

Cool photo, would be interesting firing a 1919 from it.

[Dr Stan]

Really? Are you so afraid of your shadow you just have to arm a garden tractor? Good grief.

[will52100]

Don't know afraid of your own shadow, but the reason I wanted a rifle rack was you wouldn't believe the number of coyotes and deer I'd see while working a field. As for the garden tractor, why? Why not? It's cool, no other reason. Maybe squirrels or wood chucks?

[volodar]

So every time you see deer, coyote, "maybe a squirrel or wood chuck" you want to shoot it. I have a feeling that this isn't to feed your family, but "just because". Sorry about your illness.

[Dr Stan]

Right. Everyone needs an assault rifle to kill groundhogs & coyotes. I've killed a number of the same with a single shot breach 22 Hornet.

BTW, I'm also a disabled Vietnam vet and know full well the primary purpose of an assault rifle.

[high-side]

Right. Everyone needs an assault rifle to kill groundhogs & coyotes. I've killed a number of the same with a single shot breach 22 Hornet.

BTW, I'm also a disabled Vietnam vet and know full well the primary purpose of an assault rifle.

No such thing as an "assault rifle". That's a fabricated term made up by the Lib-tards.

[Scotsman Hosie]

No such thing as an "assault rifle". That's a fabricated term made up by the Lib-tards.

Whatever you tell yo' self and believe, eh? The term was 1st used in Vietnam newsreels – to describe a soldier's usual combat weapon. Then – because gun aficionados everywhere said "I want one" – the term was picked up by gun manufacturers and retail outlets – to sell guns. Now you want to play technocrat – by disavowing the term – in favor of AR-15. Doesn't mean assault rifle was 1st coined by [Quote:] Lib-tards [/QUOTE]. Get over yourself.

[high-side]

Whatever you tell yo' self and believe, eh? The term was 1st used in Vietnam newsreels – to describe a soldier's usual combat weapon. Then – because gun aficionados everywhere said "I want one" – the term was picked up by gun manufacturers and retail outlets – to sell guns. Now you want to play technocrat – by disavowing the term – in favor of AR-15. Doesn't mean assault rifle was 1st coined by [Quote:] Lib-tards

. Get over yourself.[/QUOTE]

Ever notice how it's always a gun-grabbing lib that is first to chime up and make the point to tell another individual what his "needs" are? Maybe you never put two and two together, but firearms of all types are a mechanical device that is appealing to most machinist type of folk. I'm actually surprised that your able to stomach most of what is on sites like this because it involves sharp pointy tools to make the projects. After all, all of those tools in a shop could be labeled as an "assault weapon", and used to hurt somebody, and we must ban them from the masses, right?

Something as innocent as a picture of a John Deere tractor with a gun mounted on it is all it takes to trigger you? I feel sorry for you.