John Deere tactical tractor
This one is making its way around the internet. Gun mounts for tractors are actually commonplace, especially when people are working in remote parts of rural land and don't want to wear a holster. But, real or not, this specimen is a beauty.
https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/h...wn_tractor.jpg
This viral photo is a great internet pun machine. Some good picks I've seen around:
"Freedom mows no bounds."
"Nothing runs like a terrorist."
"Nothing guns like a Deere."
"Rural assault vehicle."
"Lawn 'n Guardin'."
"John Deere Hunter."
"Get off my lawn!"
Previously:
https://www.homemadetools.net/forum/...-tractor-56993
https://www.homemadetools.net/forum/...ow-video-53007
And THAT isn't the half of the story .......
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Al8236
Looks like target practice to me!
I think I would want a little more between me and any incoming than that little fiberglass tub!
That's a 2.75" FFAR unguided rocket pod usually carried under the wing of a fighter or on the side of a helicopter. If that yahoo could somehow fire just one rocket out of one tube, it would tear the whole side of that bucket off and dump his a$$ in the dirt quicker'n he could say BOO!!
Edit: Now that I look at the "bucket" closer, it would probably just swivel him upside down, either way he's gonna sink his dick in the dirt no matter what!