Shop worker leather smartphone case

[Toolmaker51]

As a reluctant slave to mobile phones, this at least solves part of the problem...toting the clunky thing around. Lots of us westerners shun man-bags, your design wouldn't bother me at all! But around equipment I'd be tempted to sling it under left arm.
I'm so disgusted with the near-magnetic property of cells attracting call and text spam, it is turned off WAY more than on. But the message it delivers seems to discourage further tries better than blocking numbers! Now, anyone know an app to head-butt recruiters...?