Quote Originally Posted by jdurand View Post
A lady drove up in a big camper and came over carrying a big bottle. "Where's the spring water?" I stopped sipping from my cup of fresh water and pointed to the bubbling water behind her, with a dog lapping up some.

"isn't there a faucet or something?"

Sorry, that's it.

"Eeww, it's coming out of the GROUND!"
What did she expect a vending machine with a slot for a credit card, or a screen to scan her phone?