There's an obvious solution to this jerk. Send him to the moon and let him hunt for the footprints, the bottom half of the LEM and the laser reflector that are still there. Or land him on the dark side with a flashlight and a picnic basket and let him find his way home.
Better yet, give him an opportunity to become the first man to walk on the sun. [Heavy duty, lockable restraints in the descent capsule may be required.]

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