John Deere tactical tractor

[Jon]

This one is making its way around the internet. Gun mounts for tractors are actually commonplace, especially when people are working in remote parts of rural land and don't want to wear a holster. But, real or not, this specimen is a beauty.



This viral photo is a great internet pun machine. Some good picks I've seen around:


"Freedom mows no bounds."
"Nothing runs like a terrorist."
"Nothing guns like a Deere."
"Rural assault vehicle."
"Lawn 'n Guardin'."
"John Deere Hunter."
"Get off my lawn!"



Previously:
Ford Flathead-powered 1970s John Deere lawn tractor
miniature John Deere 9630 plowing snow video