Quote Originally Posted by Toolmaker51 View Post
So, to negotiate purchase I have to change cable companies? Whew, at least not a golfer.
Not sure a 'standard banana' exists; average, maybe. In a lopped-off bunch, are not bottom rows longer and straighter?
The E.U tried to standardise Bananas by length, weight, straightness, allowable bend to length ratio and colour. This cause many plantations to be plowed under or abandoned causing an international Banana shortage and crippling a few countries economies.
The U.N.G.C. actually overruled their European branch office the E.U. on that one.

Now I have a question for everybody. How many metres in a mile?