I hear people laughing from the bank. I had a friend that was swimming in a lake and got run over by a moron that had no business in a boat. It was a small john boat with about a 5 hp motor. He took about 150 stitches in his back because the idiot ran through a swimming spot. Nothing funny about people swimming around an out of control boat.

On a separate note, I wonder if someone grabbed the hero's jet ski before it got too far down the river?