Swarf compactor - GIF

[Frank S]

Everyone has different tastes, but to me this is a pretzel

Everything else is potential trail mix. The wife bought a bag of Dots original flavor one time while we were on a road trip. She liked them but to me they were no more and no less than a crunchy snack, what I mean to say is they are good just not my bag, I'd rather munch on BBQ flavored corn chips.
These are good though but don't do like I did and eat the whole chip at once unless you are extremely well conditioned to white hot fire. Even I will never do that again.

I wonder how that swarth patty would taste if it were battered, deep fried, and a little spice were added to it? Probably too crunchy for my old teeth.