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Septic Tank Humor
Septic tanks pumped. Swimming pools filled. Not the same truck.
Do Not Flush: Sanitary Products, Used Diapers, Tissues & Q-Tips, Cotton Balls, Kittens & Puppies, Tiny Humans, Hopes & Dreams.
The grass is always greener over the septic tank. – Erma Bombeck
The only reason your neighbor’s grass is greener is because their septic tank is overflowing.

Naturally, in this business, got to have a truck with proper advertising

Back off! We ain’t hauling milk
We Haul Milk On The Weekends
Caution: Stool Bus
Your Number 2 is Our Number 1!
Number 1 in the Number 2 Business
Thanks for Flushing Our Business Down the Drain
A Flush Beats a Full House
Satisfaction Guaranteed or 110% of your product back
Hauling Political Promises
Back off! We ain't hauling milk.
Yesterday’s Meals On Wheels
You Think Your Job Stinks?
Virginia Pump and Motor Public Stools
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
The Turd Burglars
The Turdinator
Dr. Pumper – Septic Surgeons
Surrender The Poo (with Skull and crossbones of course)
Do You Really Want To Do This Yourself?
Money In The Tank
You Dump It… We Pump It!
Pumping Today For A Cleaner Tomorrow
Scratch and Sniff (over the pumping hose valve)

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